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Kim Jong-Un announced at a news conference that North Korea would be sending a man to the sun within ten years!
A reporter said, “But the sun is too hot. How can your man land on the sun?”
There was a stunned silence. Nobody knew how to react.
Kim Jong-Un quietly answered, “We will land at night.”
The gathering and everyone in North Korea watching on television broke into thunderous applause.
In Washington, Donald Trump and his entourage were watching the news conference.
When Trump heard what Kim said, he sneered: “What an idiot. Everybody knows there’s no sun at night.”
His cabinet and everyone working in the White House broke into thunderous applause.
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