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In the end the proctologists won out . . .

 Submitted by J. A. Johnson
Photos supplied by Guidepost from various sources

The Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but
the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.

The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but
the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.

Meanwhile, Obstetricians felt certain everyone was laboring under a misconception, while
the Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.

Pathologists yelled, “Over my dead body!” while
the Pediatricians said, “Oh, grow up!”

The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while

Proctologist bull

the Radiologists could see right through it.

Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing and
the Internists claimed it would indeed be a bitter pill to swallow.

The Plastic Surgeons opined that this proposal would “put a whole new face on the matter.”

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.

Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and those lofty Cardiologists didn’t have the heart to say no.

In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the as_holes in Washington.


Featured image/IoSonoUnaFotoCamera, CC BY-SA2.0
Proctologist Bull/Mike Petrucci, CC BY-SA2.0