BLESSED ARE THE INSANE

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1.  My husband and I divorced over religious differences.
He thought he was God and I didn’t!
2.  I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
3.  Some people are alive only because it’s illegal to kill them.
4.  I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
5.  Don’t take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.

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6.  You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

 

7.  Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

 

8.  Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

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9.  I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are just missing.

 

10. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

11.
 God must love stupid people; he made so many.
12.  The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
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13.  Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?


14.  Being ‘over the hill’ is much better than being under it!

15.  Procrastinate Now!

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16.  I Have a degree in liberal arts; do you want fries with that?

17.  Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!

 

18.  They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

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19.  Ham and eggs … a day’s work for a chicken,
a lifetime commitment for a pig.

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A not-so-insane advice:
Enjoy EVERY moment of your life if you’ve got
only one because you aren’t a cat 
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